Happy St. Wickie O'Quigley's Day

Twas the night before St. Patty's Day
Double Aught Chi was called to duty
His assignment to ride on a float
And dance like an Irish cutie.

Mister knew it must be a bad joke
Yet he donned a top hat and a green wig
He moonwalked and square danced
and performed an Irish jig.

Sidewalks lined with cheering fans
Parents and kids all clad in green
He didn't see any bad guys
or drunken felons acting obscene.

The parade came to an end
His exact mission never clear
Perhaps cause young Xian Sheng
Drank too much green beer!

Now he must go undercover
Dry out for a few days
Perhaps some time spent in rehab
Will change his evil spy dog ways.