Wicket, Mr. Wicket

The Bond Girls

The first thing Mister noticed was their eyes. They are as blue as a Caribbean lagoon. Each vixen a devastating canine masterpiece. They mysteriously appear and disappear at the most unexpected times. These women are of the highest pedigree. They are untouchable to most, but to Double Aught, they lured him. He came to know them as Octo Puppy, Puppy Galore, Plenty O'Puppy, and Money Puppy.

Slowly, they drew him in and thawed his heart of stone. Whenever they saw him, they came running. Each of them offering hours of boundless pleasure that took his mind back to happier days. The days of Louisburg. The days of the Manchurian Hairless. He was obsessed with them. He had to escape every time he heard their siren call. He would, on occasion, slip into their villa, looking for them.

That's when we noticed him tracking the deer.